So, the best place to start this story is probably the day after my friend "died". His name is not important, but you can call him Albest. He is kind of weird and stands on a fine line between pure stupidity and genius. If divine providence really exists in this world; Albest would be what happens when one such being had simply gave up in humanity and resorted to filling his entire personality with overused clichés and unhealthy obsessions. 

Albest had earned a living by weaseling it fro. . .

So, the best place to start this story is probably the day after my friend "died". His name is not important, but you can call him Albest. He is kind of weird and stands on a fine line between pure stupidity and genius. If divine providence really exists in this world; Albest would be what happens when one such being had simply gave up in humanity and resorted to filling his entire personality with overused clichés and unhealthy obsessions. 

Albest had earned a living by weaseling it fro. . .