I'm kicking myself for waiting so long to read all this excellent weirdness. The story is like a funny, epic dream, the kind that stays with you the whole day after you have it. It reads like your favorite, most eccentric friend telling you a story.
Professional treasure hunters Mushroom and Anchovy search for lost jewels, but find a lot more. When a fellow agent is murdered, they have to learn to work together, and fast. Especially since anything can happen in a cursed cave...