Robinson Crusoe meets Dumb and Dumber in this hilarious tale of two friends trying to escape a tropical island.

Imagine the hell of a high school group project. Now, complete that project across endless universes.

You think being a vampire is easy, but Bob is here to set you straight. He’s been shot, stabbed, survived bad coffee and endured crippling boredom - all in the name of answering the eternal question of what it means to be a vampire.

When the world’s only hope is a band of unconventional misfits, you better start praying for a miracle. A Steampunk SciFi Thriller.