Nick Caedwallan is dying. Lucy is running for her life. Thomas Whitefeather has died more times than he cares to remember. Three lives are joined by turritopsis dohrnii, a dime-sized jellyfish with a bright red stomach and the gift of immortality.
In 1970, boozy society dame Maxine is suddenly free after her husband walks out. What’s a drunk and furious woman to do? Get fake married and enter Mrs. American Pie, the premier beauty pageant for housewives.