Hello Champions!

I don’t know about you guys but I had a cool day yesterday: I got to read the first chapter of Champions of the Third Planet to the fourth and fifth graders at Mid-City’s Prescott School of Enriched Sciences here in Los Angeles. 

It’s been a looooong time since I was in elementary school but the students and teachers and Principal Panes were very welcoming and highly enthusiastic. I also got to leave before anybody gave out homework. 

This was the first time I’ve read any of the book to anybody and I thought the reaction was FANTASTIC -- I hope the kids agree. The room got really quiet when I started to read about Milo and the Orb, the kids seemed to spark to the idea and asked me a lot of great questions afterward -- I really, really enjoyed it. Hopefully I can return when the book is on the shelves... 

 --Chris

Happy 3-03, Space Crew!

I hope the day is treating you well. It’s chaotic over here as I scramble to prepare things to show you and continue promoting The Traveller’s Cup. 

So here’s where we stand. Yesterday we had a few more orders come through, but not the 10 we needed. In fact, it appears we’ve slipped into 10th place from 7th. We still have time to make up for it, but it’s running fast. 

If you’re a follower of this book but haven’t ordered your copy yet, now is absolutely the time. I need your enthusiasm and momentum to keep this project alive. The contest will close in less than two weeks. 

This book is extremely important to me. I want to write for you all for a living. Something about this idea resonated with you, and it needs your support to continue. This is a single story that could become a universe. I think it has what it takes to make you laugh, forget to breathe, and cry. I believe in this book, and if you do too, I need your pre-orders now. 

Every day that we hit 10 pre-orders I will provide a new excerpt from the story. If we hit 20 in a day I’ll include a visual comic page of one of the scenes. If we hit 50, who knows. Maybe I’ll shave my head. What would you like to see?

Either way, if you believe in this book, please share it and please order your own copy. We’re running out of time. 

Your Totally-Got-It-All-Together Space Captain,
-AC

As I wait for the manuscript to come back from the developmental editor, I want to share with you one of my favorite humorous stories from "Nowhere Else I Want to Be."

Enjoy!

I was on duty one evening about a week later when Gina’s difficulties breathing made us call 911. I followed on foot to Howard Hospital, only a few blocks away, and went inside to find her on a stretcher in the hall because there were no bays available. 

We settled in for what became a long and chaotic wait that did have two redeeming features – Gina spouted endless and hilarious commentary, and a drunk patient obligingly provided her with something on which to remark. Gina first noticed him when something moved on what had looked like an empty stretcher parked in a nearby corner.

            "It’s alive!" Gina might have imagined her whisper actually was a whisper. She would have been deluding herself. 

            "Good Lord, Gina, you scared me." I noticed out of the corner of my eye that I was not the only one. 

            "Here we go again. Why do weird shit always happen when you bring me to the ER?"  She was speaking to me but keeping a cautious eye on the stretcher. Since I was on her right and the stretcher was to her left, her head was turned away from me. This meant that she had to ditch entirely the effort to whisper in favor of her normal tone of voice, always impressive in its ability to cut through ambient noise.

            "I could say the same thing to you."

            "Whatever. Did you see that thing move?"

            She was staring at the stretcher, and though I had not noticed movement, I watched it for a moment. It looked like a pile of dirty sheets plunked down haphazardly, ready for laundry services. Suddenly, as if on cue, an arm fell out from under the disorderly pile. 

            Gina jumped. "Shit!"

            I had jumped, too, along with the others around us now forming what could only be termed an audience.

            "See? See? It’s alive!"

            "Could you watch your language? Others can hear you."

     Some small part of me realized I sounded prissy, but I couldn’t stop myself and was well aware of Gina’s potential for flamboyant and dramatic scenes. Hopefully she would not notice the amused and interested expressions on the faces around her. That would be all she needed.

            She was paying me no mind, going on about the guy about to fall off his stretcher and I should go catch him. Fat chance, I thought, as she let loose another shit.

            "Would you hush? He’s drunk. Not someone I want to tangle with right now."

            Gina snorted in amusement, picturing, I assumed, me in a struggle for control over this rather large, certainly drunk man as he half climbed, half fell from the stretcher. She had no time to share her imaginings, however, because he staggered a few steps forward as though about to fall flat.

            "Watch out!" Gina’s call was far more disquieting than the poor man’s stumble and had a far more startling effect on those within earshot, which, given the piercing nature of her voice, was essentially the entire ER. "He fallin’!"

            Drawn by her stentorian tones, ER personnel rushed over to try to help the man back onto the stretcher. After a brief struggle, the guards succeeded in getting him to lean against the wall, support that seemed to please him in a way that the idea of lying down again had not. Apparently believing their help was no longer needed, the security guards walked back to their station. Soon, and with the slow deliberation of the alcohol-impaired mind, the man began to unbutton his shirt. 

            Gina made a disgusted face but did not turn from her avid watching. "Hairy beer belly. Yuck."

            At this stage I had dropped all pretense and was staring as much as anyone. I didn’t add color commentary, but then, it wasn’t needed. Gina was all over it. "That nasty shirt, who would wanna wear a shirt like that? If something crawl out of it, I’ma pitch a fit. Nasty thing."

     But not even Gina was equal to the task of maintaining running chatter when, swaying on his feet, our drunken entertainer began to fumble with his zipper. Mouth agape, she watched as he unzipped his pants. "Oooooooh, lord."

            With the settling of his pants around his ankles came the realization he wore no undergarment.

            Gina dug a sharp elbow into my arm. "I see it! I see it!"

            Another dig. "Carol, do you see it?"

            Just about then the security guards rushed in and hustled the poor man toward the bathroom. Gina dug again, elbow to my forearm, asking her question. Clearly she was not going to shut up unless she got her response. I sighed. "Yes, Gina, I saw it."

            Naturally, my admission amused Gina exceedingly, her amusement lasting through the evening and well past our return to Miriam’s House the next morning. Gina got a lot of mileage out of the story of the drunk guy droppin’ his drawers right in front of Carol, almost all of which I heard about second-hand from highly amused staff members.

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The kitchen at Miriam’s House gets really hot in the summertime. Appliance motors on the ice machine, the three-door refrigerator and the freezer, a 10-burner stove and two ovens kick out enough heat to fill even this fairly large space. Several ceiling vents releasing an air-conditioned breeze cannot keep up. So on the Sunday after our ER adventure, making breakfast in that hot kitchen and with a migraine coming on, I am struggling to maintain my composure.

            "Hey, whatcha cookin’?" Gina, recently out of bed, judging from the state of her hair.

            "Pancakes, bacon, home-fries..."

            She doesn’t let me finish the list. "Blueberry pancakes?"

            I eye her warily. "Well, no, Gina, not this week."

            Uh, oh.

            "You know that’s my favorite. Last time you made ’em you ain’t even made your blueberry syrup to go with ’em." Gina never exactly pouted, but I have never known anyone who can so effortlessly assume an air of bruised betrayal. I avoid looking at her face, aware that my control over my temper is at gossamer strength. The bacon needs tending, so I mask my unwillingness to look Gina in the eyes by bustling with great concern over to the electric frying pan, spatula at the ready.  Without looking up, I speak again.

            "Blueberries are out of season. And not all the residents like ’em, so I thought plain would be a good change."

            "But you said you’d make blueberry, remember? At the ER? When that guy took off his pants in front of you?"

            "Good grief, Gina, it wasn’t in front of me, really, and how do you expect me to ..." Suddenly, the five or six women waiting in the dining room rush in. They have overheard the phrase, took off his pants in front of you.

            "What? What?"

            "Took his pants off in front of Miss Carol? When?"

            "Naked? With Carol right there?"

            Eager interest in this juicy story makes them deaf to my pleas to get out of the hot, crowded kitchen. Gina, inveterate lover of attention, is in her element. "Falls right off his stretcher thing in the ER and stumbles around, like he ain’t know where he is. Drunk and..."

            "Get out of the kitchen! How am I supposed to cook?"

As I rarely lose my temper, at least, not in front of the residents, six chastened women leave in rather a hurry, surprised, I should guess, by my vehemence. Immediately, I feel guilty for shouting at them. I turn my frayed attention back to the bacon. The burning bacon. Time for a deep breath, a sip of tea, a gathering of the shredded remnants of my patience. Gina and her audience are huddled at a dining table for the highly dramatized, I have no doubt, denouement of the story. Great. Plain pancakes and burned bacon for breakfast and I’m hot and my head is getting worse.

At that moment, Gina’s voice rises above its stage whisper. I can hear her from my position by the stove and recognize in her tone the approaching high point of the story. A happily horrified gasp arises from the women clustered around Gina as she produces the coup de grace:

            "We saw it."

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(Rather lengthy note because I tend to write these monthly and all at once, but there are new pictures of Nina below if you want to skim.) 

To everyone reading this who pre-ordered: A half-thousand thank yous. 

 I’m starting to really like the 3rd of the month. The campaign to get These Are My Friends on Politics published launched on January 3rd. Thanks to a ton of you, it reached its light-publishing goal on February 3rd. A month later, thanks to a second ton of you, we’ve doubled that goal and stand more than two-thirds the way toward the full-service publishing deal. I won’t bore you with the details of what goes into that deal, except that it includes the ability for me to eventually walk into a physical bookstore and awkwardly stand near my own book and watch customers read it like David Duchovny’s character did in the first episode of “Californication.” (I hope that’s where the similarities between that character and me end, for the record.) 

So again, thank you. What has happened so far is miles beyond what I anticipated happening when I pressed the big green button to start this campaign. I cannot appreciate it enough. 

To everyone reading who has followed but not ordered: Thank you too. 

When you keep an idea to yourself for years while attempting to develop it into something tangible — I’m a big believer in the superstition that discussing projects before they’re presentable is a far worse jinx than walking under a ladder — it’s easy for that idea to grow stale before you even get to share it. Conversely, when you finally do share it, all at once, with people you know and don’t know, it’s extremely weird. But when I see someone react to the book upon seeing it for the first time, as brand new to them as it was to me when I first envisioned it, and when I see them respond positively enough to follow its progress, it’s gratifying every single time. There are myriad great projects in the works on Inkshares, all looking for support, and no one can monetarily support them all. So thank you for expressing the interest you’ve expressed in this project. It does not go unnoticed.

(I’d be remiss if I didn’t still encourage you to pre-order, of course, but mostly, I just want to say thank you.)

To everyone still reading: Here’s a small portion of a page you haven’t seen before, presented completely without context.

Only a portion, because I want to keep as many surprises locked down before the book is in your hands. But in case you’re worried the book is secretly only six pages long because that’s all I’ve shown off, here’s a completely vague part of another page. I won’t explain what’s going on though.

To everyone who’s just here to see the new pictures of Nina: I understand.

As promised. Enjoy. And thank you again. More to come. (Perhaps on April 3rd.)

We are ankle deep in the sea of March, all of us Nerdist contest participants...

I could go on and on about how you should order my book, but instead, I just want to wish everyone in the contest the best of luck. It’s been an exhausting, stressful, amazing journey thus far, and I can’t believe there’s light at the end of the tunnel. 

I’ve met some amazing people/writers through participating in this contest. If you haven’t taken the time to peruse the other entries, please take the time to do so. No matter how this contest turns out, everyone’s success will ultimately ride upon our combined networking efforts. 

So, as always, if anyone needs any help at all, please feel free to reach out: madmrbutler@gmail.com

And in the theme of this update, look forward to another inkshares blog entry from all of us in the top ten, as this time we each were asked to recommend another novel in the contest. I’ll let the blog be published before I reveal my choice, as I have a lot more to say on the subject of recommendations of other novels on here. 

I wish everyone a restful Thursday, and please let me know if you need anything. 

Love, and love,

-Michael

I have 170 orders and 107 days left to get fully funded. Sorry to be a number nerd but that makes me smile.

That is all.

Will Tarja escape the clutches of the evil mechanical nightmare, Torque? Find out today in "Chapter 33: When the Ice Comes"!
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Greetings wonderful people, 

I have been interviewed by Christine Brennecke, a fellow Inkshares author, for her blog Myths, Mists & Musing. I feel like I’m going places. We discuss Beyond the Code, my writing process, and general other Kelsey stuff. Check it out. It was a real new experience for me. 

http://www.mythsmistsmusings.com/#!Author-Interview-Kelsey-Rae-Barthel/cgm7/56d7b5bb0cf25a66a535bb5c

Also we are past the half way point in this campaign and we’re doing pretty good but we can do better. If you want to see Beyond the Code as a reality pre-order a copy now. Times a ticking. 

In closing thank you all of those who have backed my work so far, please pre-order if you haven’t, and check out Christine Brennecke’s blog. 

Goodnight everyone