Set in Dark Ages Britannia during the time between the departure of the Romans and the rise of Arthur, this book follows the adventures of Fergus, a young Irish exile who becomes the protector of Uther Pendragon, a child destined to unite a kingdom.

This novel is a satirical skewer through the shrunken heart of Reality TV. A "what if" speculative fiction scenario about an abandoned city and 32 semi-famous morons desperate to get more famous and then they find a bunch of guns and uh oh.