The final proof has gone back to the editor, which means the next time I see SINGLE VERSION, I’ll be signing copies of it. That’s pretty terrifying.

The schedule got pushed a little, we did one more round of edits than was originally planned on, so instead of August we’re now actually looking at a mid-September publish date.

So my dystopian cockroach-infested anxiety-laced America-as-hellscape sci-fi horror story will still be out before...you know...the election. Who are you voting for, Emil?



Ok, ok, calm down. Forget I asked. (I know, never bring up politics at work.)

As you see, I need your help. I’m told when you hit 100 reviews on Amazon, your life changes drastically. I’m assuming ending world hunger will be involved...but what do I know?

I need your help getting to the pot of gold at the end of this rainbow. We are already more than a quarter of the way there. So, if you haven’t reviewed let me help: 

1. CLICK HERE for Ageless on Amazon. 
   
2. Choose a number of stars from 1-5 (... ... let’s shoot for closer to 5 than 1)
3. Copy and paste either "I loved it!" or "I didn’t love it. Here’s why____________" 
4. Click submit and rejoice in knowing you changed my life for FREE! 
5. If you’d like, do it all again on GOODREADS.

Here are a few great new reviews to read to help you if you get stuck. FYI - They contain SPOILERS. Click at your own risk! 

Ageless reviews from TheWarblerBooks.com and CulturedVultures.com

I know it seems like this is slow going, but in the grand scheme of things, Monkey Business is killing it on these reviews. Go on boys and girls, you know what to do.

Add your review now! And thank you all so much for tolerating all this review begging.

 - Landon

Author spotlight!

This week, I’d like to direct your attention to the fascinating dark fantasy Borehole Bazaar: A Vow Unbroken, by  Kendra Namednil 

 

This is a fantasy epic of a different breed. Familiar fantasy creatures coexist and interact in unfamiliar but truthful-seeming ways in a world where one must tread carefully amidst hostile forces on all sides, at all times. Kendra expertly sets the tone and breathes atmosphere into this masterwork of dark fantasy. This isn’t a fantasy land for escapists: this is a brutal, savage land full of danger and catastrophe. In a world like this, where everything is at odds with you no matter who you are...just imagine what kind of hero can arise.
Get this book to Quill, because I really want to read it.

Also, Tantalus Depths is only 4 pre-orders away from 400. Just saying ;)