Pockets of the Shendoa army are escaping capture and a gargoyle named Kaing searches for aid to rescue the last survivors of his people. Kaing is counseled to seek out the Ice Maiden, possibly the only person who can help him free his people.
14-year-old squire, Buxtehude J. Perdurable, must survive his psychopathic master, an imaginary love triangle, his vastly wealthy teen rival, and the 10,000 professional soldiers besieging his city. Also: swords, magic, & an obese, ancient cat.
In this twisted comedic fantasy, escaped devils Warwick and Islington troll the supernatural and encounter its misfits while setting in motion a cataclysm that could destroy the mortal plain.