Once Upon a Time in Wild West Jersey, there was a man who overcame insurmountable odds--the first of which being that he was a shriveled up mummy lost to time in the basement of a college library.

The man had another man’s brain shoved unceremoniously into his ancient skull (hollowed out empires ago by a civilization with much more tact), was zapped with some electricity (probably), and rose from a rusty operating table more confused than when he had died. When it began, the man was som. . .

Once Upon a Time in Wild West Jersey, there was a man who overcame insurmountable odds--the first of which being that he was a shriveled up mummy lost to time in the basement of a college library.

The man had another man’s brain shoved unceremoniously into his ancient skull (hollowed out empires ago by a civilization with much more tact), was zapped with some electricity (probably), and rose from a rusty operating table more confused than when he had died. When it began, the man was som. . .