Jamison Stone · Author · edited over 9 years ago · 1 like
Congrats @Tal M. Klein ! Super stoked to read it!
Micah Pegman · Reader · added over 9 years ago
Thanks for the shirt.  Can’t wait to get the book too!

We did it! The Punch Escrow is getting published!!

I’m on a plane and my laptop battery is about to die, so I have to make this quick. You lot have done something which my wife would have heretofore deemed impossible: I am speechless. So, while I do a little happy dance to myself, I wanted to recognize a few people, and then we’ll get on to all the raffle winners and such tonight (alas, victory doesn’t afford me the ability to shrug off my job).

Rachel Klein: I know it’s not easy being married to me. Thank you for putting up with my creative obsessions. I love you.

Iris and Violet Klein: My two beautiful muses. You’re too young to understand, but you’ve given my life purpose.

My extended family. Especially the Brown ladies, who are making me discuss my book at their book club at our next family reunion. Thankfully there are no sex scenes, although the protagonist does get naked once or twice. (’ey lord! Bless his soul!)

My “staff” (+3 of great friendship, 20% savings throw bonus when asking others for favors) – These folks have gone above and beyond to assist me in various phases of the book. Without them, The Punch Escrow would not be: Peter Birdsall, John Hannon, Joe Santoro, Dave Sontag, Ian Ellison, Russ Mitchell, Dan Salinas, Ben Murphy (kindof), Ryan Potter, Meredith Peruzzi, Acar Altinsel, Robert Kroese

My Inkshares “mental support” crew: James Rasile, Rick Heinz, Pat Edwards, Peter Bats, and my arch nemesis Brian Guthrie (who, despite the fact we were competitors, was always on hand to help me understand the Inkshares contest process, and teach me promotional tips and tricks).

Micah Pegman - Won the shirt raffle this week!

Our top 3 referrers in the past 96 hours (each gets a "teleporting" The Punch Escrow coffee mug):

Pete Downing

James Rasile

Nicola Sarjeant

Stay tuned for the MAJOR PRIZE announcement. Also, if any of you who participated in the Penguin Magic promotion have not gotten your Tarbell 51 code, please let me know, don’t bother the Inkshares or Penguin Magic support people.

More soon!

-Tal

I inadvertently set the book’s crowdfunding expiration to coincide with the date of the contest’s expiration, not realizing that crowdfunding expires at midnight and the contest ends at noon. So, if you haven’t already, you’ve still got 9 hours to pre-order the THE PUNCH ESCROW and be entered into the shirt and MAJOR PRIZE raffles.

I’ll actually be 38,000 feet in the air when the contest ends, so I’ll announce raffle winner when I land.

Again, if you haven’t pre-ordered the book, please do so now. I’m within striking distance of a win, but need your support to get over the finish line. The ebook is only $10 – it’s cheaper than buying me a drink, but infinitely more meaningful.

Lastly, click here for a new interview with me that just got posted, it sheds some additional insights into me and the book.

Thank you! 9 hours - make em count!!

Jamison Stone · Author · added over 9 years ago
Haha, that’s awesome! I’m going to start saying that in conversation, and when people look at me super strange, will refer them to your book, saying, "You seriously have not heard of "Punch Escrow" damn, man, get in touch with current Sci-fi references!" I guarantee this will garner several orders, haha. 
Tal M. Klein · Author · added over 9 years ago
@Jamison Stone  believe it or not I actually use "I’m going to punch you in the escrow" in the book haha. :D
Jamison Stone · Author · added over 9 years ago
Teleportation is the future! Time to "punch escrow" @Tal M. Klein in the face! 

JUST KIDDING! As always, great video, Tal! Super excited to read this book! Everyone go pre-order now!

IT’S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!

International Transport tried getting one last word in to stop the publication of this book, will you let them succeed? I’m doing my part: The top three book referrers this weekend will get the kickass teleporting coffee mug! Winners will be announced Tuesday. Let’s do this!

Here goes. The biggest, baddest prize of ’em all. Inspired by The Mysterious Package Company - if you really feel like you want a memento from The Punch Escrow crowdfunding process, then this is the ultimate MAJOR PRIZE. Winning it will require both skill and luck. Are you up for the challenge? If so, click below:


There are now over 400 of you lovely readers, and I wish I could tell you that makes me sleep better at night, but I’m not one to rest on my laurels. This is a contest, and I want to win it. I know you’re with me, and that’s an amazing feeling - but I need just a little more of your help. The finish line is so close (May 16!), and having watched the contests that came before this one, I know the ending is where things get most competitive. Remember, when someone you refer buys The Punch Escrow, Inkshares will give you a $10 credit. (click here to learn how it works)

Not only do I have to fend with my worthy fellow authors, but also an overly funded partially government owned clandestine teleportation "startup" called International Transport whom, it just so happens and totally by coincidence, is the company trying to kill the protagonist in my book. Fortunately they have lost their most powerful asset: Beloved children’s TV personality Paco the Puppet has joined the resistance. Last night, I intercepted the following video recording from him on Radio Free Costa Rica:

This week’s t-shirt and "teleporting" coffee mug raffle winner is... CoRy Wyszynski! Congrats CoRy, I look forward to learning why the "R" in your name is capitalized. Also, CoRy is a fellow Inksharer author. Check out his book U-Turn at Next Synapse. Next week, other than our standard raffle, I’m giving away a MAJOR PRIZE! This is no leg lamp, either. The winner of the MAJOR PRIZE will get this one of a kind, future vintage mystery box and all the astounding contents found within:

Lastly, I wanted to share an interview with David Sontag, who was my legal consult through the writing of the book. The notion of human teleportation not only introduces physics challenges, but legal ones as well. David helped me wrap my brain around how teleportation could legally "happen."

Tal Klein: First question: What is your name, how do we know each other, and what do you do for a living
David Sontag. We know each other from high school in the ’side (Oceanside, NY). I am Deputy General Counsel at Beth Israel Deaconess Medical Center, a teaching hospital of Harvard Medical School.
TK: I’m going to put you on the spot here, I did a lot of dumb stuff in highschool, I wonder if you can enlightened us with your favorite (or most embarrassing) Tal memory? 
DS: I think my brain selectively destroyed a lot of memories, but I do remember a time when your parents were away for a while - at least a week, maybe a month. The day before they were coming home you enlisted everyone to help clean up the disaster we made (I’m not sure we actually helped). You heated a bunch of potpourri in a sauce pan with water and then we started walking around the house chanting as if ridding the house of evil spirits (and stenches). I think of that whenever I see a bowl of potpourri and laugh.
TK: Enough about me, what made you decide to get into law?
DS: I took a course in bioethics as a sophomore in college and realized I liked that part of medicine more than the science (I was a pre-med English major at the time). My mother, ever the pragmatist, asked me who was going to pay me to be a bioethicist. So, I thought that I would go into law, with a focus on bioethics and health law. Then I clerked for a law firm after college and confirmed that I really did want to be a lawyer.
TK: The book gives us 400 years with which to envision the progress of human civilization. Your thoughts on the book aside, I’d love to hear your thoughts on how you think American law will evolve over the next several centuries.
DS: I think it will evolve like it has the last few hundred years -- that is, very slowly. The law always has to lag behind what is happening in our modern culture. I’m hopeful that we will maintain our focus on civil rights, whatever that means in the future -- even giving rights to humans who are not created the way they are today. We have adjusted, for example, for people were born via IVF or with the help of surrogates. Laws are often clunky but we can make them work. We just make comparisons until laws directly on point are passed.
TK: In The Punch Escrow, Joel Byram, the protagonist, loses his identity and then files suit to reclaim it, as if it was property. We currently live in an age where identity theft is a real issue. When someone’s identity is stolen it’s a pain in the ass to restore it. Do you think things get better or worse from here?  
DS: Unfortunately,  I think it gets worse before it gets better. Having everything electronic has its pros and cons. Being susceptible to hacks is just a reality people will have to live with for a while. Eventually, I think people will realize that privacy is an ideal that is not worth the effort to protect -- particularly in health care. 
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