Joshua Griffith · Author · added almost 8 years ago
To my zombie horde: I finally got around to finishing chapter five and it is uploaded for your viewing pleasure. I haven’t been feeling well lately and despite constant threats from Rob about him wanting to eat me, it has taken me longer than it should have to finish this chapter. It’s up and as far as my raffle goes, we are only two orders shy from having the first drawing so preorder now or get your friends, family, or pets to order so I give this $25 Amazon gift card out already! Rob the Zombie demands this so please make it happen because he’s eyeing me like a cannibal at a Black Friday sale! 

Also, I’m looking for someone that can come up with a funny, eye-catching cover art for my book so if anyone is willing to help me in this endeavor, I’d make sure your name will always be in every drawing at the Super Horde level from here on out during my campaign but I’d also be willing to put you in my book as well! DM me here if you’re interested! 

Joshua Griffith · Author · added almost 8 years ago
To my zombie horde: I have the honor of having The Decaying Destiny of Rob the Zombie backed by the SnarkyDarksy - The Snarky Dark Fantasy Syndicate! I’m grateful for the recognition and hope that with this stamp of approval will garner more attention by others and spur on more preorders. 

I still can’t believe my story got the backing but I did hear that Rob the Zombie had managed to coerce the entire group into voting for him or he would eat their collective brains (this is a rumor so don’t let him know i said this!)

To everyone at the SnarkyDarksy - The Snarky Dark Fantasy Syndicate I want to say thanks for the recognition! Wado!
Joshua Griffith · Author · added almost 8 years ago
To my zombie horde: I’ve just uploaded chapter four for your reading pleasure. I know that as you’ve read earlier that Rob has a hunger that causes him a great deal of pain as well as the pain from decaying on top of that. I got the idea for this from the classic 80’s flick "Return of the Living Dead" when the people interrogated a female zombie. This image below is how she explained it and it always stuck with me, which is why I’m having Rob feel it too. Let’s face it, if your flesh was slowly rotting away, it would definitely hurt! I believe I referenced this scene in the first chapter. 
Joshua Griffith · Author · edited almost 8 years ago · 1 like
Okay, something weird has happened. Somehow I lost chapter two and chapter three the button to share with the readers is gray and won’t let me use it. So now chapter two and three are switched around but at least chapter two is back now. Anyone else ever have this issue, out of curiosity?
Chapter three has been added for your viewing pleasure. Relax and see how Rob fairs after his binge eating.

To my zombie horde: I’ve decided to raffle off $25 Amazon gift card every time the preorders hit the 25 increments! All that have ordered their copy WILL be included in the first drawing and as an added incentive, any people that you do refer and they do purchase my book WILL grant you extra entries in subsequent drawings during my campaign, just have your referrals direct message me and to drop your name so you can get the bonus drawing. Your referral bonus will garner you the same amount of entries as your friends. For example, if someone your refer orders theSuper Horde (Super Reader) which is worth 5 entries, then you will get 5 entries too!


Other ways to garner extra chances:
Depending on which level of purchase you will determine how many entries you can get and the system is as follows:

Zombies (E-book) = 1 entry!
Brain-Eaters (Paperback) = 2 entries!
Super Horde (Super Reader) = 5 entries!

I’m asking that you share this with your friends and other followers so that they may help me as I progress in Rob the Zombie’s story. I truly want to get this story published because Rob keeps threatening me that if I don’t get more orders, I’m next on his menu! I kinda love my brain and wish to keep it! Enjoy!

Addendum: 
I know for most that funds maybe tight at this time and that’s okay because if you can spread the word around to your friends and followers and they preorder my book, make sure they drop your name to me so you can receive the referral bonus (it’s a passive way of getting your name in the drawing!) If you don’t buy my book but get others to preorder, then I feel it’s win-win and I have no problems rewarding those who help me get Rob the Zombie’s story published! 

I feel like we are part of a growing family and I want to show the love by adding this little cause into my raffle. I wasn’t sure if I conveyed it with this post earlier so know that whether you’re not a big fan of zombies or believe it’s been done too many times, just point the zombie fans you do know into my direction and have them order and BAM! You get your name in the raffle along with your friend at whatever tier the ordered! Message me if you have any further question.
Joshua Griffith · Author · added almost 8 years ago
To my zombie horde: I’ve decided to raffle off $25 Amazon gift card every time the preorders hit the 25 increments! All that have ordered their copy WILL be included in the first drawing and as an added incentive, any people that you do refer and they do purchase my book WILL grant you extra entries in subsequent drawings during my campaign, just have your referrals direct message me and to drop your name so you can get the bonus drawing. Your referral bonus will garner you the same amount of entries as your friends. For example, if someone your refer orders the Super Horde (Super Reader) which is worth 5 entries, then you will get 5 entries too!

Other ways to garner extra chances:
Depending on which level of purchase you will determine how many entries you can get and the system is as follows:

Zombies (E-book) = 1 entry!
Brain-Eaters (Paperback) = 2 entries!
Super Horde (Super Reader) = 5 entries!

I’m asking that you share this with your friends and other followers so that they may help me as I progress in Rob the Zombie’s story. I truly want to get this story published because Rob keeps threatening me that if I don’t get more orders, I’m next on his menu! I kinda love my brain and wish to keep it! Enjoy!
Joshua Griffith · Author · edited almost 8 years ago · 1 like
To my zombie horde: Sorry i have been quiet lately. I had to have surgery recently and haven’t felt up to much lately. I plan on polishing up chapter three and possibly do a raffle but i’d like your input on what you would like raffled off. I may do Amazon gift cards or maybe some zombie related apparel. Direct message me or reply here to discuss this and by the way, all who have preordered will be eligible for the raffle. This is pretty much how i feel after my surgery.

 

To my zombie hoard: Chapter two has been uploaded for your viewing pleasure. I hope you enjoy it and please do spread the word to all of your other followers that may enjoy Rob the Zombie’s story and all the crazy antics that he WILL be getting himself into. I plan on him doing things and eating certain people that will affect him in interesting ways. That being said, here’s a teaser as to what I mean....lol. Thanks for your support and help me get the word out, please! Thanks! 

 

Okay, it’s official. I’m currently taking pre-orders so get your copy before Rob eats yours brains too! 

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