Dec 20, 2015

Boulderoleros!

I "invented" a new animal this week!  It's basically just a bighorn sheep, only it's HUGE and these guys ride them into battle and use them for EVERYTHING and they're really central to their culture. Their whole civilization pretty much revolves around these things.  They can ride the males into battle and make sweet bows out of their giant horns (which can weigh up to 100 lbs.) and the females provide crazy weird amounts of wool (they're huge) and meat and milk and stuff.  They make junk outta the bones.  They're like buffalo.  It's great.  It's one of those weird little things that's about to help me POWER through some o' dis history.  Once the herds migrate south into the former Tarkin lands, now the Kingdom of the Old Crag, the Harres follow them and the new King is like "Oh no you don't!"  He thinks they're attacking, but they're just doing what they've been doing for hundreds of years.  But he doesn't know that, so he orders his dudes to build some castles and then eventually they call on Madman Titus Tavro to go ask them to stop and he and his "Mad Men" wind up doing a whole bunch o' murder and that starts a war, and the war is the war and after the war there's power shifts and regime changes and the Kingdom grows and turns into an empire and burns down and then it's Book time!  I'm so excited!

You guys are the best!

Earth, Sea, Empire

-NDF