May 31, 2015

Good morning everybody,

It's the final day of the Sword and Laser contest. At midnight PST, all of this comes to an end and whether or not this book is published will finally be decided. I expect a bumpy ride to the finish line; a day full of jumps from all the books as we make last minute pleas and pushes.

Again, if you have not preordered yet. Do it now! Seriously, right now. I'll wait...

If you have bought a book, you are a wonderful person. Also, tell a friend to buy a book. Or recommend it, using the recommend button. Or like a passage. Did I mention how cool and attractive you are?

In case you need some incentive, here are some things that await you  if this novel of mine (which, just to be clear, is long since finished) is published: more fun with the Puritans, the perils of modern New Amsterdam (or whatever they’re calling it these days), a vampire club, a werewolf bar, an Irish trickster shade, redundant terms like Irish trickster, a resurrected coma patient, corrections on what to call soda (pop), Proper Vampirism™ Revised Edition 7, the lost city of Akkad, a Chinese hopping vampire, a West African plague vampire, a Spanish Inquisitor, the Aztec god of night and magic, and much, much more...

So if you want to learn what any of that means, you know what to do: Preorder! Recommend! Like!

And as always...thank you all.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to obsessively update the Top Ten page every 30 seconds until 2 AM CST.