We’re going down in flames. Seriously though we only have 5 preorders, FIVE! While I can try and yell about this amazing fantasy novel I need your love and support to make it happen. If you could find a place in your heart and your pocket books for my novel please do so. If nothing else recommend this to someone who you believe is interested in a good fantasy novel. 

Looking forward to seeing more of your preorders. Willing to trade reviews if you want. 

Also I am going to be giving away a free T-shirt to a lucky person who is in the first 50 preorders. So get out there and make a difference. Time to make the Chimy-F*%#ing-Changas.

Your unfriendly neighborhood Deadpool,

A.K.A Nikola Tobias Hunter.