This is the beginning of an Idea I had pop into my head a while back and that keeps reworking itself over and over in my head.  Once they get Off Planet, things keep going a bit strangly for our main man, "People seem to think they know him" and all of them think hes put on a Lot of weight. Hijinks ensue.

Intergalactic Discotheque

Five months ago everything was sane. My wife taught her college Zoology and Animal Behavior classes and I worked as a . . .