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Don’t You Know Who I Think I Am?
"Confessions of a first-class asshole." A full-frontal guide to hacking your way to platinum status. In everything.
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I fucking hate when I’m asked, “So, what do you do?”

I find it painful to explain my vocation. I’m not really an asshole; I just play one on TV. To someone just meeting me, it can be a risky interaction. Explaining my anti-nine-to-five lifestyle tends to border on arrogance. Is this all an act? Hardly. I think of it as more of a performance.

Because I don’t do; I am. This glorious, repellent, beautiful train wreck of a life is my own fabulous creation and gift to the world. You’ve . . .

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    Andrew Crump liked a chapter from Don't You Know Who I Think I Am?

    I fucking hate when I’m asked, “So, what do you do?”

    I find it painful to explain my vocation. I’m not really an asshole; I just play one on TV. To someone just meeting me, it can be a risky interaction. Explaining my anti-nine-to-five lifestyle tends to border on arrogance. Is this all an act? Hardly. I think of it as more of a performance.

    Because I don’t do; I am. This glorious, repellent, beautiful train wreck of a life is my own fabulous creation and gift to the world. You’ve . . .

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    recommend · recommended by Sara and 7 others

    People who have recommended the chapter, Introduction

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      Vanish, book one of a series.
      Vanish, book one of a series.
      Diana needs to stop strange dissapearances from happening with her inhereted powers. She ends up learning about her disturbing past.