“I want you to turn me into a vampire.”

I don’t know about you, but having someone actually say that and mean it is not exactly something I had ever expected. And I definitely didn’t welcome it. Yes, I am a vampire, and no, nobody had ever asked that of me before. I mean like seriously: who actually does that, right?

I was in the middle of trying very hard to get drunk and was desperately failing to do even that, so that didn’t put me in the best frame of mind. Cheap tequila is st. . .