Ivor has been searching for a cure to immortality. Silas is desperate to end his curse. Their contract is as follows: Silas will teach Ivor human magic. Ivor will guide Silas through the Aimless Lands.

A giant piece of paper, covered in numbers, falls from the sky & lands in Button Ole’s back garden. It’s a Gift from a strange, disembodied appendage that lives above, and It’s about to make her life a lot more complicated. A comedy-fantasy novel.

Inspired by the lack of a clear what-to-do and how-to-do-it guide.