Rayne Tekbli has a family honor to uphold, but it all comes crashing down on her when she is paired with the most unlikely of Guardian material to ever grace the halls of the Dorcini Academy. Spies, space battles, and comic antics ensue.
An accident dumps Sebastian, an A.I. he programmed while drunk, and a stowaway with a nuclear weapon into unknown space. Can they pilot their ship, the Space Sloth, through unknown dangers and survive? And not kill each other?