You weren't expecting this. Like a jalapeno hidden in a cream puff or an ancient Sumerian growling in your fridge, this story will spin your head like Linda Blair and leave you craving more. Part Douglas Adams, part Simon Pegg, totally Romero Russo.
When life hands you lemmings, climb that heap of tiny carcasses all the way to the top of the cliff. Then run like hell.
Of course. Because that what good crews do.