Hahaha.
Haha.
Ha. So much news...
First of all, there have been sightings of a strange and hilarious creature, stalking local bookstores praying on the minds of readers. Witnesses have placed it at Powell’s Books in Portland...
...at Unabridged Books in the Lakeview neighborhood of Chicago...
...and at City Lit Books in Logan’s Square also in Chicago.
If any of these locations are near or known to you, authorities recommend you take public safety into your own hands by capturing these potentially dangerous abominations.
Yeah, so enough of that. My book is out!!! Like not officially or anything, but it can be located in physical places. That’s great.
What’s more...I just discovered that the review feature on Amazon is up and working for my book. Why is this important? Here’s an infographic:
So yes, between 50 and 100 reviews (another number I’ve heard thrown around for algorithms. Please, please, PLEASE...go to Amazon and leave a rating and review. Even if it’s just "I liked it" *Five Stars.* ESPECIALLY if it’s just "I liked it" *Five Stars.* If you already posted a review on Goodreads or Netgalley, copy and paste is your friend. This is incredibly important for the success of the book, especially for a first-time, unknown author such as myself.
And just a reminder again, that the official launch party for An Unattractive Vampire will be at Bucket O’ Blood Books and Records on March 18th at 7 PM. Here’s the
Facebook event page so that you know this is totally a real thing and not just another black market toe harvesting scam.
Almost done.
There’s about a week left to go in the current Inkshares Space Opera contest. Once you’re done writing a rave review about how my book changed your life in ways you don’t fully comprehend, consider helping another person live this dream of stress and uncomfortable self-promotion by purchasing a book like...
Space truckers and conspiracy in
Lucky by RH Webster
And again...thank you all.
