Eight college stoners went camping one weekend in 1998 and never came back. A post-YA humor horror ’High’ low Epic (read: long-ass) feminist fantasy novel. Part one of a series, because of COURSE it is.
Centurion Gaius Cassius Longinus: Christ Killer. Pilgrim. Witch Hunter. Templar. Vampire Slayer. Exorcist. King. Cursed with title and task--Hellrazor.
In this Battlestar Galactica meets Game of Thrones epic, a noble scientist discovers a strange element that he hopes will cure an ailing king while an egotistical god seeks to use the element to take control of all three realms.
Secretly thriving for millions of years, the trilobite commands an ancient underground sea. When cataclysmic events threaten to end humanity, the trilobite will call on a select few to supersede modern existence.
