Chapter 1

In which our hero (who was an amateur villain) faces a lengthy list of his shortcomings, evades retelling his misspent youth, and questions the American public school system.

I waited a moment for the initial shock to pass, of course during that moment I realized I was the only one shocked and mostly by the utter lack of shock emanating from my underwhelmed but confused daughter. Her face, momentarily, resembled something that Picasso might have considered committ. . .