You did not think I was going to make this easy, did you?

Contentment was not the Puritan way. Unnecessary hardship, unwavering resolve, and a detailed condemnation of any sexual act, that was the Puritan way, and if Martin was going to do this, by God, he was going to do this as a proper Puritan.

Contentment was not the Puritan way. Unnecessary hardship, unwavering resolve, and a detailed condemnation of any sexual act, that was the Puritan way, and if Martin was going to do this, by God, he was going to do this as a proper Puritan.

Partially material tendrils of ink and ectoplasm climbed their way out of the paper as if it were a tiny window and fell to the floor with as much squish as thud

Partially material tendrils of ink and ectoplasm climbed their way out of the paper as if it were a tiny window and fell to the floor with as much squish as thud

That season, the Puritans invented their own word for “buzzkill” and it was Erasmus Martin