“There is this decommissioned communications satellite that I found. Its name is ‘cozy-lounge05B’. A model 7 from a century ago. It’s a fitting name, and the signal is strong enough. I’ll be broadcasting on this channel from here on out. This way the Clubhouse can’t listen in on me and it still feels like I am talking to someone.”

“My name is Captain Mask of the Healthy Beverage Division in the Cosmic Empire. I am lonely and a pretty shy guy [laughs]. I got my name from my subordinates. . . .