You think being a vampire is easy, but Bob is here to set you straight. He’s been shot, stabbed, survived bad coffee and endured crippling boredom - all in the name of answering the eternal question of what it means to be a vampire.

Betty the Cat describes her view of the world and how it should be, obviously.

A runaway adventure of love, snark, and magic.

A darkly comic urban fantasy of ancient horrors in suburban cities.