locking it to stop signs and feeling eco-conscious and thoughtful

locking it to stop signs and feeling eco-conscious and thoughtful

These were my signs from God: 1. My bike tires were flat;  2. I almost fell down the stairs trying to get my bike out of the apartment; and — most important — 3. I did not wear any underwear.

These were my signs from God: 1. My bike tires were flat;  2. I almost fell down the stairs trying to get my bike out of the apartment; and — most important — 3. I did not wear any underwear.

 I felt pretty angry about it – I mean we’re in an Emergency Room, shouldn’t she be wearing something a little more serious?

 I felt pretty angry about it – I mean we’re in an Emergency Room, shouldn’t she be wearing something a little more serious?

 I was suddenly every slow bird, every irresponsible squirrel, every wayward dog that the driver didn’t see, who just wasn’t fast enough.  

 I was suddenly every slow bird, every irresponsible squirrel, every wayward dog that the driver didn’t see, who just wasn’t fast enough.