I was as fragile as tracing paper

I was as fragile as tracing paper

if there is ever a time to be a total bitch I think being strapped to a gurney in an ambulance with tire tracks someplace on your body is one of those times.

if there is ever a time to be a total bitch I think being strapped to a gurney in an ambulance with tire tracks someplace on your body is one of those times.

but it will us

because jokes about exposed bottoms are really funny, and if people aren’t entertained by them then something must be seriously wrong.

because jokes about exposed bottoms are really funny, and if people aren’t entertained by them then something must be seriously wrong.

I really prayed that God would forgive me my trespasses! I trespassed a lot.

I really prayed that God would forgive me my trespasses! I trespassed a lot.