The other books he’d found sat in front of him: Don’t Sit on That Toliet Seat: A Guide to the New Virus Known as ‘AIDS,’ Windows ‘98 for Dummies, Japan: The Next Great Superpower, Ayn Rand’s Atlas Shrugged, and a thick book with the spine facing away from me.

The other books he’d found sat in front of him: Don’t Sit on That Toliet Seat: A Guide to the New Virus Known as ‘AIDS,’ Windows ‘98 for Dummies, Japan: The Next Great Superpower, Ayn Rand’s Atlas Shrugged, and a thick book with the spine facing away from me.

 “Did you know that in some Asian countries it’s common for the women the cut off the penises of their husbands if their husbands are unfaithful to them? It’s like an epidemic.”         I won’t lie. Sometimes I worried that Derek might be a serial killer.

 “Did you know that in some Asian countries it’s common for the women the cut off the penises of their husbands if their husbands are unfaithful to them? It’s like an epidemic.”         I won’t lie. Sometimes I worried that Derek might be a serial killer.

Worse, she might say something to her boyfriend Aaron, and he would beat the shit out of me then devour what was left of my dignity with his dimples and perfect teeth. That guy has the looks and the personality of a Hollister ad.

Worse, she might say something to her boyfriend Aaron, and he would beat the shit out of me then devour what was left of my dignity with his dimples and perfect teeth. That guy has the looks and the personality of a Hollister ad.