Why, hello follower of my book (and my heart),

The FIVE PRE-ORDERS IN FIVE DAYS campaign for The Games at our Core is almost over and the book has...two pre-orders! Wow, I shouldn’t be, because it shows how badly things were going, but I’m pretty impressed! Keep it up people!

For all those followers who have joined us since my last update (an also surprising amount), here’s a recap: seeing that I still had zero pre-orders and totally wasn’t going the win the Nerdist contest, I lowered my expectations like hell and decided that, if I got five pre-orders in the last five days on the contest, I’d be fairly satisfied. I now have two pre-orders and a newfound lust for attention, so I would like a few more please.

That’s where YOU come in! You still have time to help turn this campaign into a phenomenon bigger than the Beatles! (as in more than four members) Join the revolution and take part and the biggest, most last-minute, silly and almost pathetic expectation-lowering-but-still-seemingly-impossible-but-you-could-still-do-it-to-be-nice-at-least-I-mean-you’ll-probably-get-your-money-back-eventually-anyway-and-isn’t-the-point-of-life-to-make-other-people-smile-come-on-do-it-for-that-guy-you’ve-never-met-he’ll-owe-you-one-like-I-don’t-know-let’s-say-he’ll-give-you-an-ice-cream-cone-well-ok-he-won’t-pay-you-one-but-he-might-draw-one-if-you-want-who-doesn’t-want-a-drawing-of-an-ice-cream-cone-that’s-deliciously-random-right-you-just-put-it-above-your-chimney-and-it’ll-be-such-a-conversation-starter-like-hey-Octavius-what’s-up-with-the-ice-cream-cone-drawing-above-your-chimney-trust-me-it’ll-be-a-riot campaign ever!

Also, it sounds like a pretty good book, and I would really appreciate you giving it a shot. Pre-order now! You still have time!

Olivier Savard

https://www.inkshares.com/books/the-games-at-our-core?recommended=true

(PS Oh yeah, that was totally a barely modified rehash of my last update. Deal with it.)