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Eirik Gumeny

Eirik Gumeny is over six feet tall and enjoys sugar. He is the recent recipient of a double lung transplant. Originally from the sprawl of New Jersey, he now lives in the mile-high desert of New Mexico. No, he can’t get you any meth.
Eirik is the author of
The tender, heart-stirring tale of crappy jobs, a slacker cult, an alcoholic Aztec god, reconstituted world leaders, werewolves, robots, and the shenanigans of multiple persons living after the twentieth-aught end of the world.
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