Boulderoleros!  We've got an updated chapter!  Hooray!  Check it out and be sure to pre-order.  Thanks for all the warms and fuzzies.  I'm on my way back to "the office"  (hahaha that's my room) to get some more map stuff out of the way and then I'll be revealing The Old Kingdom, the precursor to The Empire!  Stay wild.

Earth, sea, empire.

-NDF

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Earth, sea, empire!

-NDF

Behold!  A piece of the map!  This is an old map, before the Empire or even the Old Kingdom existed.  More on this at eleven.

Hello, my wonderful Boulderoleros!  Glad tidings are upon us!  Pre-orders are now available for Tale of Boulderoth!  Get your copy today!  Much love!

ESE, NDF

THE BUSINESS CARDS ARE HERE!  PRE-SALES BECOME AVAILABLE IN THE MORNING!  HAPPY #TOBTUESDAY EVERYONE!  Much love and many thanks.

Earth, Sea, Empire

-NDF

Good morning, my loyal and trusty cohort!  Your numbers are growing and that makes me very happy.  I made a QR code today and I slapped that QR code upon a fistful of business cards, which will be arriving in a week or so and then it's the fun part.  Presales become presaleable the second I open that box and start flingin' business cards like shuriken.  Sorry for the delay, but it is just a delay.  When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked.  This is gonna work.  It's gonna work and it's gonna be glorious.  May your days be filled with victory, glory and honor.  The work continues.

-Love, Nick

Earth, Sea, Empire.

Good Morning, Boulderii!  It is quite the day here at the office (my room).  The elves are having (not so) civil wars, the Empire is embroiled in a (less than) civil war, the Celian tribes are kind of always at war with each other pretty much all the time.  There are more words than last week but fewer than will be next week.  The history of this world of mine is almost complete and once I know the history...we can return to a much more enlightened future.  Editing resumes when pre-saling commences.  Countdown to pre-sales is currently at ten days (maybe eleven.  My countdown goes to eleven)!  I never knew the hairs on the back of my neck could be so tall!  They're only going to get taller.  Thank you all SO much for your continued support.  Your fires feed my fire.

Hello Boulderoleros!  That's the cool name you get this week.  Next week I'll have something different, but Boulderoleros is a lot of fun to say, so I might stick with that.  Yesterday was #TOBTuesday, but I was working all day and unable to get to my computer for an update, so now it's #WhenDoTheElvesShowUpWednesday (Soon.  The elves show up soon.)  Speaking of Elves, this is the final week to patch up the history of the elves and the centaurs.  I've been working on their history for a few days, naming strange gods, creating legendary swordsmen and ruthless emperors and giant monsters for them to chase around to slake their insatiable bloodlust.  They're tattooed from head to toe, deadly and agile, a bit unhinged and very excited for me to finish.  The centaurs on the other hand are not excited about anything except killing elves.  Combining the wrath of the goddess of creation Zosochuangjana and the cruel excitement of her vengeful sister, the goddess of war, whose name escapes me at the moment, the centaurs have a single purpose on this planet: being the coolest.  No one knows if they were born in the south western forests or if they spawned from the deep cracks and crevices of the underworld, but the Centaurs exploded out of their sheltered woodland home and spread themselves across the southern plains like violent butter on toast.  They burned through the mountains like a pyroclastic cloud, consuming cities and peoples, leaving smolders (Not Cobie Smolders, sorry.  Wait, that's Smulders.  Bummer.) and ash in their wake.  When the goddesses were satisfied, they called their beasts off and the centaurs retreated like like hairy, sweaty, violent flood waters.   All these shenanigans are not directly related to the current project, finishing the first book, but they are muscles supporting the frame of what I'm working on.  To understand the present and future, we must first understand the past.  Wow, long update.  Long story short, I'm still at it!  Thank you SO much for your support.  Pre-sale starts September 26th.  Stay gold, ponyboys and girls!

-NDF

Greetings all!  The work continues.  I was up until 3 last night working on maps.  Today I'm working on the histories of the peoples living on those continents and then it's back to the "real work."  The launch date stands firm at September 26th and until then I'll be patching up what I've posted and posting one more chapter on the launch date and then one more at the halfway point (I think that's roughly Halloween?).  As always, your support warms my heart and I thank you all very very very very very much!  Rock and roll!  =)

-NDF