What do a forgotten god, a comatose kid, and a pissed off demon all have in common?? That’d be me, Henry, the underpaid Gofer of the Gods. I’ll be your tour guide on this insane adventure that is my life.
You will feel a chill. You will feel uncomfortable. You will feel unsettled. Relax. These feelings are normal. You are not being watched. Simply keep reading, and whatever you do, pay no attention to the sound of breathing from across the room.