I am a statistic in frequently cited studies printed in newspaper articles, but I got to the party about five years early, so I’m a case study in what happens to those kids that start off popping pain pills and wind up nodding off with needles in their arms in the scummiest places on earth.  Oh, also in the corporate bathrooms of some of the top Fortune 500 companies in the country while working for them.  Including the psychiatric ward of a well-known hospital system, where I spent a decade perfecting the living of a double life and being the biggest hypocrite ever.  Lots of funny things happened.