Introducing Flashrat - The sharp-toothed superhero who only comes out at night. And sometimes during the day.
A throwback to the old "choose your own adventures" from the eighties. But! This is better! This is a Choose Your Own Downfall. You’re going to have a bad time of it, but just how bad a time - is up to you!
There has been a few books lately trying to capture the fun of choose your own adventures - but none of them are very funny, and they do take themselves a little seriously.
Flashrat can not only speak English - he can sew too.
With a very (very) off-the-wall sense of humour - I’m sure there isn’t anything similar to this book out there on the market.
Read my draft - you’ll either love it or hate it. If you love it, please let me know. If you hate it, then you’ve probably got a point.
I sincerely hope this will spark some curiosity in at least one person, and if anyone can provide me with any feedback or (constructive!) criticism then I would be eternally grateful!
Reviews
A brilliant lawnmower, very easy put together just by looking at pictures on box, delighted with my first cut, cuts close to the edges, and left my lawn looking lovely, it’s my first electric lawnmower and iv no complaints, does what it says on the box and I’m very happy with it.
Brilliant!! Cleaned an outside wall and two cars so far. Easy to use, different sprays and strong jet. 2 batteries sold it to me, could not have imagined it would perform so well. An excellent piece of kit. -
It really absorbs water. 1 box lasted me almost a month, but I have very high humidity in the room and I used several boxes in different places (in the closet, near the bed.) There was a little less mold. And the air became a little less humid.
- Carolina M
“ Absolutely bargain of the season”
You won’t find a better value tent for the money, absolutely blown away by it. Has opening both sides with awning on one side. Storage in all 4 corners. Loads of bag storage both sides. I’ve used it a few times now and can be put up easily within 10mins even by a novice.
- Jess
I purchased these cones on behalf of my church to enable us to reserve parking spaces at the front of our building when needed for wedding or funeral vehicles etc. They are ideal for the job, sturdy, colourful and clearly visible to traffic. An excellent purchase!!
This is only a toilet brush I know, but it looks good. Surprisingly it doesn’t drip either, after a tap on the side of the bowl, easy to clean much better than our old bristle ones. We have replaced all our old ones with these.
Stephanie T
“Würde es nicht empfehlen – NICHT SICHER!”
Die Leiter ist nicht leicht und viel schwerer als erwartet. Außerdem ist es nicht stabil und gibt nach, wenn es ausgezogen wird. Ich würde der Leiter nicht zutrauen, über 10 Fuß hinauszuklettern, da sie nicht sicher ist. Ich würde es nicht empfehlen – diese Leiter ist NICHT SICHER
- Lukas Müller