Hi guys, L.D. Rosen here. I’ve been working hard publishing ’serious’ fiction and now I’m going to attempt to invent myself a new genre: hilarious erotica. (My ’serious’ fiction is also my very own hybrid: woman’s thriller based on fact; what Brad Thor calls ’faction’.). I have written erotica to some fanfare and also humor, but I have yet to attempt to merge the two. The Kama Sutra for Beginners will be that attempt. I would love feedback from any and all. My goal is to make it a laugh out loud read. And ok I’m scaring myself now. 

My favorite part of writing is coming up with an unforgettable ensemble cast. And that is where reader input can really help. So far I am considering the following reunion splinter group:

Ex-basketball star, now a celebrity chef, who married his high school girlfriend’s best friend

Ex-girlfriend of said basketball star, former cheerleader now a pharmaceutical rep with a new boob job

Class drop out who became a portrait artist and teaches portrait art, specializing in nudes, who comes out to his former classmates

Former klutzy ugly duckling debate team captain who confesses she’s never had an orgasm and never smoked pot

Social media app developer who juggles two or three girlfriends at any one time and knows his way around the dark web

Bartender/ owner hosting the second night event who invented and named drinks after high school friend’s nicknames, one called the Big Zipper after the basketball star, and has married a woman who runs an upscale sex toy home party company catering to women called Hot Mama. She possesses what everyone considers the most exceptional rack on planet earth and her husband has no qualms whatsoever about sharing the visual bounty --in intimate settings. 

All the action takes place the year the state (either California or Massachusetts, haven’t decided yet) legalizes mj for recreational use. Only the couple with the sex toy business still live in town. They host the splinter group at their home after a drunken brawl outside the bar necessitates a call to the local police and puts an early damper on the evening. 

I’m thinking I want these people a little older so there’s more comedic potential. Maybe late 40s early 50s. Comments, Suggestions??? 

So, if any of you are sex therapists, chefs, pharmaceutical reps, portrait artists, bartenders or has an mj grow operation, I could use some subject matter expertise as well.