In a galaxy far, far away - a different far, far away - young security officer Xan has just earned herself a reassignment. Whether the new job is a punishment for stashing dangerous contraband, or a reward for some damn good timing, remains to be seen.

In the vein of such thrilling adventures as those written by Alexandre Dumas and Robert Louis Stevenson, with the sort of humor only a sibling rivalry can muster, Emily Jermusyk of Emily J. Writes and Rose Jermusyk of The Golden Goose Eggs do hereby team up to pull you in to the excitement ... the intensity ... The Janitors.