Hilarious Mommy-lit that will introduce some, while submerging others, into the cavernous hole known as beach club culture... (and maybe leave everyone feeling a little less bitchy.) After-all isn’t that the best we moms can hope for at the end of a long day with the littles?
Once you contribute you become a Member. There are various levels of membership as seen below. $9530. is the absolute minimum amount I must raise via Inkshares in order to publish The Bitchy Beach Club. With this money I can afford to pay an award winning editor (crucial), layout manager, cover designer, and top publisher to bring the Bitchy Beach Club to life and to YOU by June’s end 2015. If members pay more than their minimums, our club can achieve what are known as "stretch goals." Stretch goals include; I know it’s not sexy but it’s impossible to do without, ready? The C word. Childcare! Yep, if I raise $10,530. I wil be able to spend an additional 3 hrs a day hard cover books, Member/Guest Thank You Clamb Bake, marketing, a book tour.
Get out your sand shovels and pales so we can dig deep people!!
However, the ultimate goal is to have The Bitchy Beach Club made into a movie by 2017. Any member who pays extra dues (more than the dollar amounts designated below) may email me at Bitchybeach@gmail.com and I will fulfill any literary desire (within reason;) A member may ask to have a character named after them, a funny or favorite line inserted into the book, or dress a character up...whatever, The Bitchy Beach is our club, our rules.