In the vein of Elmore Leonard and Carl Hiassen, Dylan Gallagher is a thief, out on parole and trying his best to go straight this time. The only problem is his parole officer wants 25 grand to let him stay out of prison, his new employers want him to torch their business, the mob wants him to steal a set of baseball cards, his ex-partner keeps crapping on the crime scenes and his hot-blooded lover wants it all. Throw in a ten million dollar corpse and you have everybody Stealing Johnny Dead. Oh, yeah, and don’t forget everybody wants Dylan dead.