R. J. Davis
There are only a few hours left in the contest, and it's time to get this done. Space Pants only needs 250 preorders in order to win! An ebook is only $1 0 (approximately the cost of multiple gerbils if you can find them on sale). Now is the time! Call every person in the phone book in the next few hours and ask them to pre-order! Here is the script that I recommend:Hello, I just received an email regarding a novel that I have strong feelings about and I would like to share those feelings with you, new friend.If the caller remains on the line you may then break into your favorite love song or ballad. This will tell them how you feel about the book. Next sing the web address and immediately hang up. This will result in the necessary preorders for space pants.Thank you in advance for becoming a telemarketer for this beautiful story about a lonely teen and the pants who love him. This may be the greatest day of your life.
Keep believing the dream.Author of Space PantThere are only a few hours left in the contest, and it's time to get this done. Space Pants only needs 250 preorders in order to win! An ebook is only $1 0 (approximately the cost of multiple gerbils if you can find them on sale). Now is the time! Call every person in the phone book in the next few hours and ask them to pre-order! Here is the script that I recommend:Hello, I just received an email regarding a novel that I have strong feelings about and I would like to share those feelings with you, new friend.If the caller remains on the line you may then break into your favorite love song or ballad. This will tell them how you feel about the book. Next sing the web address and immediately hang up. This will result in the necessary preorders for space pants.Thank you in advance for becoming a telemarketer for this beautiful story about a lonely teen and the pants who love him. This may be the greatest day of your life.
Keep believing the dream.Author of Space Pant