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Now for some real talk..
This campaign page was meant for the G&S contest and since I’m not in that at the moment, I’m using this as a placeholder for book updates. My outline is done and I’m going through and creating a massive scene spreadsheet.
But, I’m always writing! Currently, you can find my new articles that I’ve written for Geek & Sundry by clicking HERE. As for this campaign page itself, I may be letting the funding stage drop, and let everyone have their orders refunded. Or I may extend the campaign for a long time. That remains to be seen for now.
Until next month.
Salutations Loyal Customers!
As always, our valued mission statement, bringing you the finest in [redacted] media entertainment is our top priority. To further increase outreach we have secured physical space at Wizard World in Chicago this upcoming Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.
Feel free to stop by and engage with our customer service team, get your hands on free swag, and sign up for our recruitment program. Thank you,
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If you could buy powers from any School of Magic (DnD, Harry Potter, Rifts, any fantasy) which would you buy?
Myself? I’ve always been partial to Necromancy. How about you?
Why... hello... fellow HOOMANs...
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