Aug 3, 2016
Why... hello... fellow HOOMANs...
I know you’re out there... and why don’t you stay a while and listen? Our nation is in chaos, the sun is dying, and the ghosts walk among the living. Why not escape and upgrade yourself? Ever dream of flight? Perhaps a telepathic connection with that special someone is what you desire? Pre-order your ticket to our headquarters today.
-Taylor and Tyler -Prophets of the New Faith; lighting your way today, for the darkness of tomorrow.
(Not liable for travel safety and avoidance of angels, hell-hounds, spirits, and bandit witches)