A post-apocalyptic world where an unknown war is brewing and nothing is what it seems.

Jeff was normal guy who was thrust dick first into an abnormal world. He now works for a secret organization that monitors and regulates Cryptids Mating Habits. Most guys think their penis is special, but in Jeff’s case, its actually true.

Humanity hits a new nadir when a law passes that allows adults to abort their own lives, while a death director is asked to end someone he once knew.