I’ve been bouncing this idea around in my head for a few years now and I’ve finally decided to sit down and write this out. In this book I go over topics ranging from health and fitness to politics, religion, and careers.

I touch on each topic and strip away all the bullshit that surrounds it and get down to the very basic and suggest ways to live shit-free and how to deflect bullshit from others.

Featuring such chapters as:

Vegans: Assholes or Idiots?

10 Easy Steps to Healthy Living and Never Pooping Again

Applying For Jobs: You’re Doing it Wrong

Feminist and Other Four-letter words

Dealing with Idiots and/or Management

Money and Why You Can’t Have Any