Jake’s Guide To Failing by Scott Waite
Chapter One: What I didn’t do that in hindsight should’ve done aka Failures not Flattering!
Hi, my name’s Jake & my life isn’t exactly what you would call a smashing debut! If you would compare it to say a sporting event or team, I am if the Philadelphia 76ers (Before 2018) and the Iditarod had a baby that was born prematurely with underdeveloped hands & feet! So yeah, I’M CRUSHING IT!!
I am almost 40, live with my ageless & angel of a mother JoAnne & her animal collective which consists of 2 cats & a small puppy named Scottie (Who no, isn’t a “Scottie Dog”).
I have no job, no prospects, and too many hobbies that will in no way will get me paid or ladies!
This guide is to show what I did wrong, what I should’ve done right, and just funny stories that will help get you ahead in life! I have no idea how long these sorts of things are supposed to be, so some chapters might be a sentence, others might be like 1000s of pages so there’s gonna be confusion, frustration, anger, sadness, lots of laughter, happiness, well...pretty much what I’ve experienced my life to this point. So without further ado...Let’s dive into being successful or at least try harder than I have so far.