Nobody cared about Bill– not even Bill. Then the aliens came. They kidnapped Bill and his co-workers. They put them into a zoo. And they made them perform. And Bill was the star attraction. Things couldn’t be better. But then they got worse. So much worse. An intergalactic road movie about the search for happiness by a race of aliens just looking for a good time.

Michael Wardner lives in Atlanta, Georgia with his wife, two kids, three chickens, one fish, and a dog. He is also subletting a fishtank to two snails. His first novel, The Boy Who Went Boom is available on Amazon, and his first published short story “Anticapointment” is available here (for free!): http://clatl.com/atlanta/anticapointment/Content?oid=16676649