The biggest d**k I know.

The most strategic swimmer in the social media cesspool.

Savvy travel hacker.

His hacks are equal parts ingenious and outrageous.

Three things he never pays for: parking, publicity and p***y.

Even when he’s at his ugliest, he’s beautifully dressed.

An excerpt from “Don’t You Know Who I Think I Am?” by Justin Ross Lee, a New York-based internet celebrity socialite known for his travel industry hacks.

Famous for being famous? Please. I’m miles beyond that. I’m famous for telling you I’m famous. There’s no one and nothing like me. I’m a legend.

Omg this seems hilarious!

Car-crash ability to piss people off.