This story came out a conversation I had with my daughter when I unwittingly blundered that we supplied the gifts under the tree at Christmas rather than Santa. I luckily salvaged the situation by spinning a tale of how during my college years I was the worst roommate ever to Santa Claus. My blatant and often inconsiderate acts cost me a lifetime of banishment from ever receiving gifts during Christmas. My daughter found this explanation perfectly rational, thus a story was born. This story has been a blast to concoct and I look forward to sharing it with any who are interested in giving it a read. Please feel free to message me with any reviews or constructive critiques you might have. It is a work in progress and I plan on having many more chapters and edits soon. Happy reading!